Bedtime Jokes

Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
To see how long he could sleep.

Why can't the ocean get a good night's sleep?
It has lobsters in its bed!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

Doctor, doctor, I haven't slept for days.
Why not?
Because I sleep at night!

Do elephants snore?
Only when they're asleep.

Did you hear about my brother who slept with his head under the pillow?
When he woke up, he discovered the fairies had taken all his teeth!

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